"Whoa, woah...Lois, this is not my Batman glass" - Peter Griffin

"In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it's directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows there, and there."- Sheldon...

"Fool me once strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."- Michael Scott

" You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney."- Ron Burgundy

"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo." - Michael Scott

"First time I was punched in the face, I was like 'Oh no!,' but then I was like 'this is a story.'" - Troy Baker

Quill Vet, trying to go to college for journalism. @stoolpresidente is my dad. I love you, Dave. Panthers by 1000. "You'd never believe how hard it is to find a wet suit in Boston." - Dave Portnoy President of Barstool...

" I'm not superstitous, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott

"My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."- Kanye West

"No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!" -Harry Dunne (Dumb and Dumber)

"Life is like a camera focus on what's important."

"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." -Abraham Lincoln

“To infinity and beyond!”- Toy Story

"Hello there." - General Kenobi

“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”-Ron Swanson

"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune." - Jim Rohn

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."- Michael Scott

“Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.”- Dwight Schrute

"I am the Elder man" - Mr. Roger Auer #1 Elder Soccer commentator.

Mr. Gary Rogers has been advising the staff of The Purple Quill since he joined the Elder faculty in the winter of 2011. In the summer of 2012, he attended a Journalism "bootcamp" at the Reynolds Institute in Reno, Nevada. While th...