The Purple Quill

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Random Questions

April 17, 2019

Michael Bittner and Zack Williams went around Elder's campus and asked people random questions to stir...

Yes, folks, there is a real life Peter Griffin

Yes, folks, there is a real life Peter Griffin

September 13, 2018

If you want to imitate a character from your favorite animated series you can’t really do any better...

Friends remains a classic

Friends remains a classic

September 6, 2018

When six dysfunctional best friends with completely different personalities decide to take on life in...

What's everybody laughing about?

What’s everybody laughing about?

March 6, 2018

If there is literally one and only one thing that I take seriously, it's being funny. Not only being...

How I Met Your Dad was a failed pilot but fans hope that a new spinoff is on its way.

HIMYM spinoff in the near future?

January 11, 2017

If you own a Netflix account, there is a very good chance that you have spent several hours watching...

Empty Quill

Empty Quill

April 15, 2016

Here is our first edition and likely last edition of Empty Quill. We made this video both as a parody...

Wisdom teeth removal is memorable experience

Wisdom teeth removal is memorable experience

January 7, 2016

As the average teen approaches his or her later years of adolescence, the unwelcoming news of removing...

Will Ferrell, arguably the most brilliant comedic actor of all time.

Short and sweet straight from Hollywood

October 8, 2014

Movies have been a popular form of entertainment for decades especially with young people.  Many teenagers...

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